uBirdTV: uBirdTV Episode 5: "A True Story!"

uBirdTV: Apologizing in Advance!™

Monday, June 1, 2015

Posted by Jason Kessler at 4:34 AM

Jason Kessler: This is the only known photograph of the reclusive filmmaker, about whom little is known. It's been said he came riding out of the West with the sun at his back, but the guy who said that was asked to leave pronto. Others have said that he arose whole from the primordial muck - unwisely conjured by a bioethicist gone rogue - but they too were shown the door, having made a bit too free with the beer, as you may surmise. Soon there was nobody left, and that has made all the difference.